I'm headed back to Japan for a few weeks in June and I'm already getting excited about it. Here is a bit of video footage I shot last time I was there. It really shows what a magical place it is.

Wishing you all a wonderful Valentine.

I hope you're ready for some serious heartache. The following story is true. I've changed a few names and locations to protect people's pride. It's such a weird tale that you'll be loathe to believe it at times, but I assure you it is recounted just as it was told to me by all the people involved. This story is called (in my best redneck accent) 'The Fart What Had Ruined A Man's Life'. This story tells the tale of a guy named Eric. He's from my home town, he grew up about a mile from me. The night I met him I watched him bone a fat ugly girl on the filthy carpet in his shitty apartment.

Jon Stewart on O'Reilly, Stewart gets it going near the end.

You take an old Soviet vacuum tube, a few bits of laser cut acrylic, and a fresh Zappa tune, smoosh them all together, and you get this: