Here comes my friend Adam, drunk as shit, doing his best to make it all the way through Max Romeo's Classic; I Chase The Devil. He's a trooper.

Another successful trip all the way around the sun without electrocuting myself, burning the house down with an unattended soldering iron, or falling asleep while driving. My birthday is Sunday the 31st and I'll finally be old enough to run for president! Sadly, I'll be working all day. It's cool, I need the money. If you'd like to send an electronic high five, you can do it via email, twitter, text, phone, smoke signal, whatever. I'd love to hear from you. If you'd like to be the coolest person in the whole wide world, you can get me this:


I'll be picking out some new seat covers for it so we can look absolutely pimp driving around town together.

Art Clokey 1921-2010

The only thing that ever kicked Tsutomu Yamaguchi's ass was time.

How about a few uplifting tunes to get us going in Year X?

YMO - Behind The Mask


Hoodoo Gurus - What's My Scene?


Yea, feels good.